question and answer segment of fifth grade puberty seminar

Oklahoma girl gets
first period
& bleeds the dirt
she came from.

question:

                         what god does a 13-year old
                         pray
                         to?

answer:

                         lipstick. the training bra from the
                         grocery store. a luxury tax
                         on feminine products.

Maybelline is
cheapest today - dark red
on sale. $2.99: the cheapest
that blood-color will ever be.

question:

                         what does
                         a girl
                         do?

answer:

                         smear on the red-wax glory, play
                         Miss America & stomach
                         her ability to stain.


 

Jason Carney